For me,
1) Ian is an overly aggressive cuddler
2) I feel like we don't go to company raves often enough
3) How can I get my biceps like yours?

1) Andrew brings out his knife too often when we are pairing

Happy and Sunny alienates me when I am feeling Grumpy and Cloudy. How to fix?

Paper clips in beards is uncomfortably unhygienic.

When Julius does his midday Ali stretching dance I get nervous that he's going to beat me up.

Goldman's tracksuits make me think he's in the mafia.

I hate not being able to pick fights with people who are snarky about Branch on Twitter.

When I said "balls to the wall" I made myself feel uncomfortable.

@HRCemre, regular Cemre dancing to the Teletubbies theme song is distracting

OH MY GOD. THAT POST WINS BRANCH.

Now, I'm not defending it, but... the creepy baby-sun, despite being creepy, is so happy and sunny!

Essentially any time we discuss what fictional characters people on our team would be makes me feel awkward inside.

Like that time when we started talking about who would be what character from Sex and the City. Or this:

"We're the silly one, josh is the main one, and Geoff is the old horny one."

Julius is fighting me about crunchy vs smooth pb and libby is facilitating #needMediationWithBiceps

Also this branch doesn't have notification items so I feel like my voice is being silenced

#lying

The fact that Flockhart posted this in a branch: "if u r too lame and/or scared to have chunky salty nuts in your mouth gtfo and use butter."

IT'S SO MUCH WEIRDER OUT OF CONTEXT, TOO.

This photo of Josh

He lives. As a MailChimp.