Team.

1. Mark
2. Gaz ?

3. Edge
4. Minx
5. Jim ?

6. Bales
7. ?????

8. Matt

????? Is a cracking player

means we need a man.

Also waiting to hear from Jim and Gaz cooke.

What about that dude that played last time? Jims mate?

Yeah, he'd be my preference. Martin.

Hoping to continue the run of form that netted me a hat-trick last week.

You're shite edge

Just so everyone can see; if this gets unpleasant you all know Neil started it.

Neil is unpleasant.

I was obviously joking. Jeez lighten up a little. Enjoy life.

It's probably because he has a small penis. At least that's what Sion was saying last week.
To make life easier I shan't acknowledge his presence.

I think Andrew is an excellent reader of the game and is the lynchpin of our defence; and a thoroughly decent chap all around.

Is Buckaroo in the country?

Probably gone to see wee leaf in Kazakhstan.

Or very "busy".

I'm not calling Sam, it's a waste of valuable time.

Jim is injured.

1. Mark
2. Gaz ?
3. Edge
4. Minx
5. ?????
6. Bales
7. ?????
8. Matt

I've text him about Martin

Looking grim.

I'll call Sam then FFS!
But if he's still being a woman, someone else can spend all day trying to find players. I have a house to buy.

We're down Jim, due to Edge and Jim going off and playing in an unauthorised game with a load of youngsters last Thursday.

I didn't play Thursday.

Oh Sorry, last Monday.

A good game as well.

I've asked Dean. He will say no.

I'll let you know after 1 about Sam. I'm busy now. Get neel to pull his finger out for a change.

Can't get hold of Sam.

So we are down 2, 3 players? Match abandoned?

Martin is playing. We're one man down. Jim.

Any joy with Dean, Neil?

Of course there isn't, he won't have asked him.

What about Mick the predator?

I can get him but I'll hold out till about 7

It would appear that the 630 is cancelled so there may be an abundance of players. I'll investigate later as I'm house hunting.

Get the oldest one. Although that guy last time was alright.

No go with dean.

Dean will play...I repeat...dean will play

No Sam, I'm just gonna ask one of the others.

We've enough then. Stand down edge

1. Mark
2. Gaz
3. Edge
4. Minx
5. Dean
6. Bales
7. Martin
8. Matt

Are you sure because I don't believe for one minute Dean will turn up.

Isn't he fatter than me these days?

Yep. He also hates footy these days.

Due to the recent conversations with Dean I've had I'm more than sceptical he will turn up. If he doesn't I'm not covering cost as I have 16 other players I can get due to the loss of 6:30 game.

He's posted on Facebook that he is coming. Besides aren't your 6:30 playing at 8pm in Abergele.

It would appear that there's a game in Gele but 4 lads can't get there.
I'm glad Deans coming. I see him in Asda every other weekend & he goes on how much he hates footy.
Sorry Neil for casting doubt.

I'm actually picking him up anyway

Ok.
Back to the game.
I'm just letting you know I doubt there'll be much box to box from me tonight. On at least 2 occasions this week I've had 2 dinners in one night.