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I'm not gonna have time to find anyone tomorrow. Can you look into it?

Trev? We're looking weak: me, you, Sam and Gaz (I assume, he usually is) all a bit broken.

Mick?

You forgot Dean.

Always available. Literally always as he's doing fuck all else.

dean told Matthew he can't make it.
Also:
You're going to have to unblock me if you're going include me in conversations on twitter. I can't see them.

I'm not paying for a benefits cheat to play football, sorry.

Dean is not playing

Rob Mercer is up for it.

Mark, are you definitely going to overcome your pathetic little sniffle?

Yes Jimmy Sicknote, I shall be there.

I busted up my knee and couldn't even bend it more than 30 degrees for over a week. You have a sniffle.

So you sorted then, you have 8?

Yep.

Mark
Edge
Gaz
Bales
James
Martin
Sam
Rob

Don't let us down.

Edge/Jim Can you sort the cash with Andy

Yep no worries. I'll be there early as need a considerable warm up.

A beer says you're late. Have you spoken to Sam to see he won't fanny out? The last 4 weeks he's said "I should be ok" for him to turn around & say "maybe next week". Has he finally turned that corner into reclusiveness?

Oh, I assumed he had played last couple of weeks. I haven't, I'll wake him up at 3ish!

I can't make tonight sorry chaps, still got a chesty cough and man flu. Absolutely not fit. Many apologies but at least Edge gets to fulfil his goalkeeping dream.

Can I borrow your gloves?

Jesus Christ. I've played outside, in the snow, with bronchitis before. This is an utter wimpathon.

Injury list as follows:
Matthew Rycroft- pulled arse cheek
Neil Roberts- case of the Saha's
Mark Roberts- the bubonic plague
Sam Jones- people

What a crack team of warriors we have.

you forgot paul

Christ only knows what's wrong with him.

Bedwetters VIII

So, we're back to square one. Man down. Any thoughts?

None from me. Any of the 630 crew available? What about Gaz Evans, or is he too good/selfish?

Do I know him?

Johnnys brother

Aaahhh, I don't think of them two as having surnames. I don't have contact, you could try him and or Johnny I guess?!

Give Large a buzz, see if he can play if not ill call Johnny.

k

Large is in.

Our side's looking a lot better now. My knee is feeling much improved today too.

My body still feels the effects of a 200mph car crash but on reflection my out of shape frame jumping through the air is probably not a wise idea.

Sam?

He's coming.

Says his ankle "might go". I mean, come on - how long has it been? You recover from a broken leg quicker.

I did. And medial & anterior ligament damage. And a broken arm.

I'm completely broken. Good game though, glad I didn't fanny out.