Sentences that just came out of my mouth: HOW DID I MISS THE GOOP BIRCHBOX? I hate myself.

I missed it too! Do you guys get Birchbox? I love the concept but am worried I don't use enough beauty products (I do my makeup on the subway) to make it worth it. I know Rheana got it and was disappointed though, so added her to weigh in.

I STILL HAVE NOT RECEIVED MY GOOP. GP WHERE ARE YOU BABE HOOK ME UP!!!!

The Goop birchbox sucks

I haven't used Birchbox yet, it's on my endless to-do list. But it sounds like something I would like. I have to give it a spin.

I don't believe you, Rheana.

Hi! I didn't mean to say suck. It was just disappointing. I got a Luna bar. I already know what Luna bars taste like.

I also got a hot pink ponytail holder that is supposed to make it impossible to get ponytail holder lines in your hair! No bumps!

So that's cool ... but it's hot pink.

Guys! Rheana is starting a beauty blog for the NYDN. I say this because this: "I got a Luna bar. I already know what Luna bars taste like." should be how all your product reviews should be written.

Wait until you see what I have in store for tomorrow, Meena! I'll give you a hint: Tan Mom.

TAN MOM BRANCH

Hahahaha. Oh dear oh dear. That makes me sad that the box was bad. The full size stuff has great stuff, tabling for a moment weird French-esque names like Embryolisse and Chantecaille.

Also I have the color of nail polish that she recommends ON ALREADY. *drops the mic*

"The full size stuff has great stuff" ---> I've been doing copy for Branch all day and clearly cannot recall how to use words.

I meant that the selection of full-size items on the Birchbox site looks great.

Picture of the polish color please, Libby. Need visual

Polish: Essie Carry On

This came in the box?? Or you already had it

I would sign up for a nail polish delivery system

Lightbulb!

Dollar Nails Club

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I picked it all on my own last week before Gwynnie told me I was totally en vogue. Related plug: voila the best nail salon in the city.

REALLY. Anjali and I are always in the market for a good nail salon.

@Meena - Manicube brings manicurists to your office during the workday! They partnered with a couple people in midtown already to get it off the ground. My friend who works at Wachtell really likes it.

New York Daily MANICURE

RHEANA GET ON THIS

BTW totally uninspired by her brooklyn drinks spots.

"Like running into little romantic cabin in the middle of nowhere, in the middle of Brooklyn."

Why is Brooklyn always so aggressively themed?

@Anjali and @Meena - Yes. Elegant is amazing. They are relatively new and is the only salon the owners have started, unfortunately. Super clean, super high quality. Also a really good value. Gwynnie would approve.

Wait STFU is this black mountain bar or whatever in carroll gardens? I am too busy to click on the GOOP (yet I am posting in this Branch) - if so that is a fantastic bar

Yes! That is what it is. Should I suspend judgment?

YES. It is truly a lovely place. You should come and have a drink sometime!

I can't do my own nails.

I finally got my GOOP.

Congrats, Rheana, I can't wait to read it!!!

Actually all these places are great. More reasons to love Gwyneth!

OH, it came at some point. But I won't have time to read it til tonight - why rush GOOP? Better to enjoy it slowly when I can truly appreciate it later tonight, before I go to bed, and drift off dreaming of a tidy, stylish, and slightly restrained life.